I wasn’t going to write this post, but since Shorty asked for it , here it is.
Overall, Enzo’s obsession with my hair isn’t too much to handle, but it can get annoying at times. There are times when I want to do something different, or I don’t get it cut the way he wants, so he pouts like a child. I usually give into him and do what he wants. Most recently, I was going to let my hair grow out a bit, but he was moaning that my hair looked better shorter, and that the blog was going to be boring without some sort of haircut update. So as always, I gave in, and it seems he was right. My hair does look better and most of you like the new cut.
One of the pet peeves that Enzo has is when the hairs grow on my neck. Honestly, it doesn’t bother me. I could easily let it go until my next haircut. But Enzo insists on cleaning my neck, and he’s blogged about it.
So when I saw the hair on Enzo’s neck needed a trim, I told him that we should do a role reversal and have me buzzing his neck hairs for the blog. He was a little reluctant at first, because he felt the readers of this blog wouldn’t be interested in seeing his hair get cut, But I convinced him to let me do it.
Once we were set up, we realized that the batteries were dead in his cordless clippers. He wanted to postpone the neck clean until the batteries charged, but I insisted that we use the big clippers since we had everything all set.
As soon as I held those big clippers in my hand, the thought came across my mind to buzz his whole head. Enzo had shaved his head in the past, and I really liked the way it looked. I started thinking that since I had my hair cut the way he wanted it to be, he should have his hair cut the way I wanted it to be. It was kinda a scary thought to do it, so I figured I’d better stick to the plan and clean his neck.
But once the camera was on and I got stated, something came over me. I started buzzing up a little higher and higher, and realized that once I got to a certain point, there would be no turning back.
Enzo must have sensed something was up, because he wanted to turn the camera off. Once he did, He realized that I shaved him up pretty high. We discussed what I’d done and how I felt. I explained that it was only right that if I had to look the way he liked, then he should look the way I liked. At that point he had no choice but to accept his fate, so we turned the camera back on and I continued to shear off his hair with the clippers. After I buzzed off all of his hair, we realized that the camera was not recording. We were kinda upset that we lost all of the footage, but I continued on with the shaving. After shaving him smooth, I thought he looked great, and well deserving of a kiss on the head.
